Sam Smith, 2017 -If Donald Trump were a drug, his TV appearances would have to include a statement such as this:
People on Trumpira found considerable relief from symptoms such as empathy, knowledge, decency and honesty.
Trumpira can lower your ability to fight diseases including unreality, falsehood or delusion.
Serious and sometimes fatal infections of illegality or corruption are common in some cases.
Blood may become uncommonly cold and users may suffer metaphorical heart failure.
Tell your doctor if you have been to rallies or bars where certain fungal mythologies or lies are common. Don’t use Trumpira if you have an infection caused by unprovable theories or right-wing upbringing. Trumpira is particularly dangerous when used in combination with Fox News.
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