August 6, 2022

Seen in a lease way down in the fine print

 45.       END OF THE WORLD.  The occurrence of the end of the world prior to the complete performance by Tenant of the terms, covenants and conditions of this Lease, including full payment of Minimum Rent, Additional Rent, and any other amounts which remain outstanding at the time of said occurrence, shall permit Landlord to accelerate and demand payment for all charges which remain as an obligation of Tenant under this Lease, and Landlord's collection of monies due from Tenant may be pursued by any immediately available procedure. For all purposes hereunder or until Landlord provides notice to the contrary, such notice to be given to Tenant by the then prevailing medium of communication.  Landlord shall be deemed aligned with the Forces of Light and Tenant shall be deemed allied with the Powers of Darkness notwithstanding either party's final ordered placement.

via John Gear


Greg Gerritt said...

Lets hope the landlord dies in the end of the world

AgustinG said...

I guess that's one way to test if anyone isd actually reading the contract.