If planning to fake your own death, you might want to create a good-quality fake death certificate as part of the plan. Also a good idea: being able to spell the name of the state department that issues those things.
The BBC reports
that a former member of Parliament has been convicted of sexually
assaulting two women, in incidents that occurred nine years apart. The
defendant claimed that during one of the incidents he was “under a
misapprehension,” which the report does not explain but was evidently
the kind of misapprehension that can cause one to grope a woman and
chase her around while chanting “I’m a naughty Tory.” Now a naughty
ex-Tory, he will be sentenced next month.
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