May 22, 2020

Maine police update

Lt, Tim Cotton, Bangor Police Deot - I appreciate the notes, questions, inquiries, and, to some degree, I do enjoy reading your complaints.

Again, if you saw someone speeding—yesterday—you don't need to message me today.
Additionally, this not really the venue to report offenses being perpetrated by your neighbor who "never mows" their lawn. I'm just not set up properly to put them in prison, at least, for that. While we are progressive, we don't have a lawn care division, yet.

As for the demands that I share the story of someone's alcohol-based hand sanitizer being left in their automobile (in the sun) and bursting into flames and subsequently destroying their custom naugahyde interior, I do not have confirmation that this is a common issue.

Yeah, that story has come across my feed as well. I have no information other than what I have seen on the Interweb. For issues like that, our local fire department might be the better spot to ask. They love, love, love that stuff.

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