Back the mid-1960s when a friend at the respectable Congressional Quarterly called
your editor with news that a mutual acquaintance -- a deputy editor at the
National Enquirer -- was looking for a Washington column. The Enquirer was
willing to pay $800 a week -- an enormous sum at the time albeit some of it
intended for loosening lips. My friend's scheme was brilliant. Four of us would
write under a single pseudonym. Thus we could all keep our day jobs while
writing one quarter of a column for a fee greater than my recent salary as a
Coast Guard lieutenant.
For five hours, we sat in the dark, dignified dining hall of
the Mayflower Hotel discussing the project with the tabloid's chief editor, a
small, dapper Englishman who moved from national politics to the importance of
dog stories in perfect segue. We sold each other on ourselves and the three
other conspirators -- all of whom worked for Congressional Quarterly --
returned to broach the subject with their publisher, Nelson Poynter. Poynter
pointedly responded that they could either work for CQ or for the Enquirer but
not for both. That was the end of the project.
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