Trump Job Application November 18, 2024 Job Application for positions in the Trump 2025 administration. Answer all questions honestly: 1. The 2020 election was stolen. YES* 2. A nationwide abortion ban is necessary. YES* 3. Completely close the southern border. YES* 4. Humans are not responsible for climate change. YES* 5. Military personnel are “suckers” and “losers”. YES* 6. Conservative Christianity is the law of the land. YES* 7. Aid to Ukraine is a waste of money. YES* 8. Violence is an acceptable method to overturn elections. YES* 9. Very low taxes are good for corporations and millionaires. YES* 10. Cancel the Affordable Care Act. YES* 11. The FBI and Justice Department are personal enforcement agencies of the President YES* 12. All Labor Unions should be banned. YES* 13. Russia, Iran, China and North Korea are real allies of the US. YES* 14. All documents, handled by the President, are automatically declassified. YES* You move to the head of the line if (1) you have felony convictions, or (2) you are being investigated by the House or Senate Ethics Committee, or (3) you have multi millions of dollars. *If you answered anything other than YES, tear up the form and seek employment elsewhere.
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Trump Job Application
November 18, 2024
Job Application for positions in the Trump 2025 administration. Answer all questions honestly:
1. The 2020 election was stolen. YES*
2. A nationwide abortion ban is necessary. YES*
3. Completely close the southern border. YES*
4. Humans are not responsible for climate change. YES*
5. Military personnel are “suckers” and “losers”. YES*
6. Conservative Christianity is the law of the land. YES*
7. Aid to Ukraine is a waste of money. YES*
8. Violence is an acceptable method to overturn elections. YES*
9. Very low taxes are good for corporations and millionaires. YES*
10. Cancel the Affordable Care Act. YES*
11. The FBI and Justice Department are personal enforcement agencies of the President YES*
12. All Labor Unions should be banned. YES*
13. Russia, Iran, China and North Korea are real allies of the US. YES*
14. All documents, handled by the President, are automatically declassified. YES*
You move to the head of the line if (1) you have felony convictions, or (2) you are being investigated by the House or Senate Ethics Committee, or (3) you have multi millions of dollars.
*If you answered anything other than YES, tear up the form and seek employment elsewhere.
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