If all philosophical schools had honest slogans, what would they be?
- Nihilism: Life is pointless.
- Existentialism: Life is pointless but at least you know it.
- Logical Positivism: Life sucks but mathematics loves me.
- Hedonism: Life is pointless but at least I’m not sober.
- Stoicism: Life is awful. So what.
- Marxism: Life would be way better if we killed those rich people.
- Feminism: Men are the source of all our problems.
- Romanticism: Civilization is the source of all our problems.
- Rationalism: It’ll probably all look better in the morning.
- Relativism: There are probably people whose lives are worse than mine.
- Idealism: There’s no way this sh*t can be real.
- Solipsism: Only I exist anyway.
- Skepticism: Do I even exist?
- Cynicism: Who cares anyway?
- Materialism: We only have to get through seventy or eighty years.
- Dualism: After we die, everything will be much better.
- Postmodernism: I spit on your so-called “reality”.
- Platonism: Life sucks but spheres are perfect.
- Pragmatism: Probably just best to get on with it.
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I'm a Stoic, Existentialist who is pragmatic about it all.
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