July 11, 2021

A couple of unsolved problems

 From our overstocked archives

Why do people only bless me when I sneeze?
 
Why are the only people who think what I just said is "awesome" are servers in restaurants taking my order?

3 comments:

Greg Gerritt said...

Sam, for the rest of us your awesomeness is so obvious that you neither need our blessings or the statements about awwesomeness in conversation.

Anonymous said...

1. Sneeze on them, and they'll curse you instead.
2. They're the only ones being paid to listen to you.

bc said...

Sneezing, a sympton of the black death, so do bless. Also some think one loses their soul from the sneeze.

use the internet to find if my guesses are corect.

bc