August 29, 2020

Overheard in Washington

DCist - Four early-20-something women are talking at an early afternoon Saturday brunch at Irish Whiskey:

Woman 1: “I definitely shouldn’t have dated him for so long. I mean I had to keep a vibrator by my bed for after he fell asleep, ’cause he had no idea what he was doing, but, like, he had a ton of State Department connections.”

The rest nod and mumble in agreement.

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