We have had reports of several of our more sentimental drivers who have shed some "eighties tears" while blasting, "Keep On Loving You." at the interchange of Griffin Road and Ohio Street.
Tears, intermingled with the angle of the glaring sun during the morning rush hour, have, at times, caused close calls during the subsequent movement of traffic after the signal turns green.
Bangor Police officers are in no position to request that you tune to
less sentimental music selections, but we do find that operating a motor
vehicle while listening to Sirius/XM Ozzie's Boneyard, Octane, or
Bloomberg News decreases the chances of tearing-up.
It should be noted that—in some situations—Bloomberg News stock updates have caused DCORT (Dissipating Chance of Retirement Tears) in some of our more seasoned motorists.
It should be noted that—in some situations—Bloomberg News stock updates have caused DCORT (Dissipating Chance of Retirement Tears) in some of our more seasoned motorists.
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