Stupid editor tricks

Sam Smith - In recent days I have been annoyed by a fly that became enthralled with my computer. My pique reached a point that I grabbed the screen sprayer and successfully terminated the fly, but also ruined my keyboard. My eminent computer advisor and corrector says that he most often finds this happening with spilled red wine. I shall be more careful in the future. In the meanwhile, I have ordered a new keyboard and shall be, in the interim, using my ten year old Toshiba back-up computer which, every few minutes reminds me of the progress that computers have made in the past decade and why not to spill things on my keyboard again.