You need not travel any farther than the official Burning Man website to get a taste of the hourly goings-on at the week-long gathering of 70,000 people running through Monday.
The site offers a highly entertaining-to-scan list of activities offered by the hundreds of camps that foster the virtue of giving—whether it's dispensing cold water, teaching how to make tutus or puckering up to strangers in a kissing booth.
Some of the activities can be a little titillating. Imagine a summer camp sponsored by Good Vibrations—with ample quantities of booze, glitter and body paint. You won't find these recreational diversions on a cruise director's list. No, this is Burning Man—where fun and games are taken to unimaginable extremes.
Below we list several activities and you can find hundreds more at BurningMan.org.
Unicorn Cycling Workout: Have
you ever ridden a unicorn? Have you ever done it in the Deep Playa? We
know you haven't and we are going to fix that! Unicorn Cycling Workout
is the unique experience of riding a flock of unicorns in the Deep Playa
with an unquestionable benefit to your health.
Slutty mini golf: Come play a round of slutty mini golf. Take points off your golf game by completing slutty tasks. May the biggest slut win!
Bad Idea Bar: Ever
have a really bad idea? A really, really stupid idea? We want ALL of
them. We love bad ideas and think they are worth a drink or three. Stop
by anytime the bar is lit. Prizes awarded.
Camp Beaverton's Lesbian-ish Lending Library: Come
by the Lesbian Lending Library to pick up a good book or share one of
your favorites! Trashy lesbian romance novels guaranteed!
Maria del Camino Driving Lessons: Learn how to safely operate the only true skid-steer tracked mutant vehicle on the playa!
Spank Bank: Have
you been naughty or would you like to be? We're the playful, sensual
playa spanking experience. Let us tan your behind, tease your mind,
and...um... satisfy your thirst!
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