“We’re gonna make our military so big and so
strong and so great and it will be so powerful that I don’t think we’re
ever going to have to use it. Nobody’s gonna mess with us.” - Donald Trump
Afraid we don't need you:
Global military spending
US 37%
China 11%
Russia 5%
S Arabia 4%
UK 3%
Japan 3%
India 3%
Brazil 2%
Turkey 1% Vox
3 comments:
Nobody has messed with us since Pearl Harbor. Apparently 9/11 stands for all the countries we have subsequently destroyed as if having messed with us. With Trump's final solution we could control the world as in some space invader movie he once saw. Trump won't reveal, but people are beginning to suspect, that he is on bad terms with Batman. If Batman were running this year, Trump would have no chance.
"Mr. Trump, I knew Tony Clifton and you're no Tony Clifton."
Trump should run a front porch campaign, stay in Las Vegas rather than go on tour, do 2 shows a night, do a little singing and dancing surrounded with show girls and a rat pack on stage of Sessions, Dukes, Busey, Pat Robertson, with regular TV specials.
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