Jack Killilea, Patheos - Presented at the Coming of Age Service at the First Unitarian Church of Providence,May 17, 2015Yo mama so Unitarian, she feels guilty about her Prius
Yo mama so Unitarian, she buys junk food at Whole Foods
Yo mama so Unitarian, she brings vegan lasagna to a barbecue
Yo mama so Unitarian, she knows how to sing Shalom Haverim. IN ENGLISH
Yo mama so Unitarian, she tells you to take out the compost
Yo mama so Unitarian, you didn’t know that radios could play anything besides NPR until last year
Yo mama so Unitarian, she’s offended that these jokes don’t include “Universalist”
Yo mama so Unitarian, she thinks that Super Bowl Sunday is the Home Coming water communion
Yo mama so Unitarian, every year for your birthday you get a goat…that lives in an African village
Yo mama so Unitarian, even though she doesn’t find these jokes funny, she respects my decision to tell them
Yo mama so Unitarian, she made you switch school 6 times so that you could have 7 principals
Via John Gear
2 comments:
The last Unitarian of presidential caliber was Adlai. This downstat explains the post-FDR departure from our republican design. Absent Unitarians we would still have a robust market in slave trading.
A very good sms! The same is for us guys, too. I am enjoying it because of these so romantic. Actually, I am looking for Yo Mama Jokes. Do you have?
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