Borowitz Report - With a stop in Iowa on Tuesday, the Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton officially embarked on a nineteen-month marathon of looking concerned. . .After about twenty minutes of virtually nonstop displays of empathy, a Clinton aide said, “we decided to shut it down.”
“Hillary is staring down nineteen months of sipping coffee and nodding her head,” the aide continued. “We want to make sure she paces herself.”
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