Entropy update

Oklahoma Daily - Sooners with a penchant for potassium-filled yellow foods may want to steer clear of the Jack White concert on Monday at OU.

According to the Grammy award-winning rock artists’ contract, “this is a NO BANANA TOUR.”

And White’s not messing around.  According to the contract, “We don’t want to see bananas anywhere in the building.”

Here are some other tidbits from his contract:

• While the local wardrobe personnel for the tour must provide an iron and ironing board, the White’s tour will provide Jiffy brand steamer for wardrobe needs.

• Hospitality for the performance must be set up and ready to go prior to the tour group’s arrival, with the exception of alcohol and deli/cheese platters. Those can wait. It’s a different story for the 36 bottles of spring water, four bottles of fresh juice smoothies, 1 pound of “freshly sliced, high-quality prosciutto and aged salami with a sharp knife,” though—all for White’s dressing room.

• The band’s dressing room requires “FRESH HOME-MADE GUACAMOLE.” They even included a recipe, and these people know their guacamole.