Andy Borowitz, New Yorker - Stating that “their continuing hostilities are a threat to world peace,” Iran has offered to mediate talks between congressional Republicans and President Obama.
Iran’s Supreme Leader, Ali Khamenei, made the offer one day after Iran received what he called a “worrisome letter” from Republican leaders, which suggested to him that “the relationship between Republicans and Obama has deteriorated dangerously.”
He said that his nation was the “logical choice” to jump start negotiations between Obama and the Republicans because “it has become clear that both sides currently talk more to Iran than to each other.”
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