Via the Independent
On a 2002
visit to Australia, he asked a group of aborigines: “Do you still throw spears
at each other?”
Talking to a
Scottish driving instructor: “How do you keep the natives off the booze long
enough to get them through the test?”
To a British
student in China: “If you stay here much longer, you’ll go home with slitty
eyes.”
On
travelling, said to the Aircraft Research Association: “If you travel as much
as we do, you appreciate the improvements in aircraft design of less noise and
more comfort - provided you don't travel in something called economy class,
which sounds ghastly.”
While
inspecting a fuse box: “It looks as though it was put in by an Indian.” He later clarified his comment: “I meant to say cowboys. I just got my
cowboys and Indians mixed up.”
1 comment:
The Green Party is right.
The Monarchy is an anachronism.
It is time to get these folks off the dole.
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