January 24, 2017

Trump creates ten million jobs for fact checkers

Borowoitz Report, New Yorker - In less than a week as President, Donald J. Trump has created ten million jobs for fact checkers, the Department of Labor has confirmed.

Harland Dorrinson, the executive director of HonestyWatch, a Minnesota-based fact-checking organization, called the pace of hiring in the fact-checking industry since Trump’s Inauguration “blistering.”

“The nation’s supply of fact checkers is being stretched to the breaking point,” he said. “There are not enough fact checkers to keep up with the exponential growth in alternative facts.”


Matt said...

This won't take long and our short national nightmare will be over.

Anonymous said...

Anyone with any sense knows that alternative facts are just as good as facts, or better.

For instance, 'Trump is an imbecile' is just as good as 'Trump is a moron'.