But here’s where me and Jeb’s time streams start to diverge, because I wouldn’t kill young Adolf. I would take him from his parents and raise him with love. I would give Hitler a safe, supportive home; all the while, I would watch him like a hawk...I wouldn’t let him join anything where they have to wear a uniform—no Cub Scouts, no Little League, definitely no marching ban.
November 12, 2015
How Stephen Colbert would have handled baby Hitler
When Jeb Bush was bizarrely asked if he would have killed Baby Hitler, Jeb! responded “Hell yeah, I would!” Says Stephen Colbert: