How much further is it
to Freeport? . . . About 25,000 miles the way you're headed.
How do I get to Skowhegan?
. . . Don't you move a goddamned inch.
Where does this road go?. . . . Don't
go nowhere. Stays right here.
How do I get to Boothbay
Harbor? . . . Can't get there from here.
How do we get to Topsham?
. . . Don't rightly know . . . Well, how about Gorham
then? . . . Nope, don't know that eithah . . . You don't
seem to know much . . . Ayah, but I ain't lost.
How do you get to Bangor?
. . . Well, I usually get my brother to drive me.
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What about this one?
Q. "Do you know how to get to Waldoboro?"
A. "Ayah."
Q. How do I get to (a spot in Bucks County, PA)
A. Turn right where the red barn was--before it burnt down.
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