Jean-Marc Moninski - One day a man dies and ends up at the pearly gates. He joins the queue to hear a guy a couple of positions ahead ask ‘how did I die?’. St Peter looks at his sheet and says ‘ah… you were hit by a bus but it was really quick and you didn’t feel a thing’
The next guy also asks ‘how did I die?’ and Peter says… ‘ah, you had a massive heart attack, but didn’t know a thing’.
It’s our man’s turn and he also asks the same question. Peter looks at his sheet and says ’ah… yes, you died of old age’.
‘OLD AGE?? There must be a mistake, I’m only 47!!!’
Peter looks back at his sheet and asks ‘so, what did you do when you were on Earth?’
‘I was a lawyer.‘
‘Ahhh… ‘ says St Peter ‘that explains it. According to your chargeable hours you were 92’.
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