tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7018073541417646773.post2439161140455502981..comments2024-03-28T18:11:29.865-04:00Comments on UNDERNEWS: Great thoughts of Ted CruzUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7018073541417646773.post-86959484308836922912015-11-09T14:56:28.783-05:002015-11-09T14:56:28.783-05:00Considering living or starting to live on your kne...Considering living or starting to live on your knees, we get this interchange from Catch-22:<br /><br />Capt. Nately: Don't you have any principles?<br /><br />Old man in whorehouse: Of course not!<br /><br />Capt. Nately: No morality?<br /><br />Old man in whorehouse: I'm a very moral man, and Italy is a very moral country. That's why we will certainly come out on top again if we succeed in being defeated.<br /><br />Capt. Nately: You talk like a madman.<br /><br />Old man in whorehouse: But I live like a sane one. I was a fascist when Mussolini was on top. Now that he has been deposed, I am anti-fascist. When the Germans were here, I was fanatically pro-German. Now I'm fanatically pro-American. You'll find no more loyal partisan in all of Italy than myself.<br /><br />Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist! What you don't understand is that it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.<br /><br />Old man in whorehouse: You have it backwards. It's better to live on your feet than to die on your knees. I know.<br /><br />Capt. Nately: How do you know?<br /><br />Old man in whorehouse: Because I am 107-years-old. How old are you?<br /><br />Capt. Nately: I'll be 20 in January.<br /><br />Old man in whorehouse: If you live.<br /><br />Something to think about... Cheers, TomTom Puckettnoreply@blogger.com