February 21, 2013

Police blotter: Walmart has woman arrested for stealing a bag of Oreos

Smoking Gun - Walmart is pressing a felony charge against a 63-year-old worker who has been accused of stealing a bag of Oreo cookies from the Indiana store where she worked on the maintenance crew.

Penny Winters was arrested this week after Walmart launched an internal investigation upon the discovery of an empty cookie wrapper. A subsequent review of surveillance footage showed “Ms. Winters select the package of cookies, open it, and proceed to consume multiple cookies during her work shift,” according to a Portage Police Department report.

Cops did not estimate the value of the “multiple cookies” consumed by Winters, who has been fired from her $11.40 position with the retail giant.

When confronted by a Walmart “asset protection manager,” Winters admitted taking the Oreos, adding that she had also helped herself to other snacks during her seven-month tenure at the store.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

It is dangerous felons like Ms. Winters that are shredding the moral fibre of the country. She and her ilk should be banged up and the keys thrown away. Ask any Republican if you don't believe me.

Anonymous said...

If Walmart had humanity, or even common sense, they'd provide snacks to their workers: increase their energy.