Word: Give Santorum a beard and he'd be happy in Israeli politics

Chemi Shalev, Haaretz - Though there is clearly “a difference of sky and earth”, as the Hebrew saying goes, between the U.S. and Israel, America’s so-called “culture wars”, such as those that have erupted in presidential politics in recent weeks, can sometimes make an Israeli feel right at home. The Republican battle cry that the Obama Administration is waging a “war on religion”, for example, is standard operating procedure for Israel’s ultra-Orthodox political parties. Hardly a day goes by without an ultra-Orthodox rabbi, leader or pundit circling the wagons and drumming up support by claiming that one secular politician or another – especially if his last name is Lapid - is waging a “war on Judaism” or “war on the haredim”. And in recent days, if you close your eyes, listen to his words and conjure him with a beard and a traditional Orthodox shtreimel (fur hat) on his head, one might easily cast Republican frontrunner Rich Santorum as a leader of an Israeli ultra-Orthodox party rather than the devout Catholic that he is.

Santorum’s views on contraception (wrong), abortion (never), gay marriage (no different than polygamy), homosexual relations (akin to bestiality, and traditionally punishable by death, according to the Book of Leviticus) are not much different, and, in some cases, perhaps slightly more rigid, than most Haredi politicians in Israel. Santorum’s opposition to Federal and State intervention in school education is already being immaculately implemented in Israel’s so-called “Independent” school system, in which religious studies are predominant and very little “secular” studies – such as math or the sciences – are allowed to get in the way. Santorum’s skepticism about evolution, which he tried to translate into law in 2001 when he was the Senator from Pennsylvania, would be par for the course in ultra-Orthodox circles, where one wouldn’t dare to mention the name Darwin, even in dreams.

On the other hand, and contrary to some of his Republican rivals who champion “states’ rights”, Santorum sees nothing wrong with federal legislation of “family values”, just as Israel’s religious parties have relied on Knesset laws to regulate issues ranging from marriage and divorce through working on the Sabbath all the way to pig farming. And Santorum’s reference to Obama’s “phony theology” is par for the course for haredi politicians who routinely describe Zionism as a “phony religion”.